Explananswers!

Hi bloggy readerpeople! So it was brought to my attention that this blog shows Anthony Rosenthal as the author and bears his picture rather than mine... this is easily explained. You see, I try not to let people see me... which is why I sneak up on people all ninja like to poke them with the gigglestick and then sneak away.... so I have Anthony here do that for me. He's my typie person. And I have zero knowledge of computers and he runs the blog, hence his picture. Besides, I don't think anyone could get a clear picture of me if I were standing stone still right in front of them. I'm just not very photogenic... kinda like Sasquatch. You ever notice how anytime someone gets Sasquatch on camera or video it's always grainyblurry? Well the same thing happens to me. If you took my picture it would just look like a blurry poofyish multicolored hairball...with a stick. And I can't type. My fingers are waaaaay too big hehe! Here let me show you... (Note from Anthony: Look everyone... I just type what he speaks) Tony, move over a second so I can show them what happens when I type (Note from Anthony: I moved over, let him have a seat... which he broke because he weighs as much as a small car and now I'm going to have to type standing up)

...ok when I try to type, this is what happens... NJUYGBHko98ujiQSW@!~ (Note from Anthony: I'm resuming typing and No more notes from Anthony) hehe! I just typed Hi! See what I mean? It's ridiculous! That was with two fingers! Well readerpeople, I really just wanted to clear up these obvious discrepancies so you're not wondering why I'm writing the blog, yet it bears someone else's name and picture... and I promise with my next post I'll begin telling you of some of my adventures as a superninjasneaky gigglymonster, some of which include Sasquatch. Yes... he's real, and a close friend of mine. I call him Foots hehe. See ya soon... but you won't see me hehe!

Until then... giggle a little
Neo

Greetingtroductions!

Greetingtroductions (hehe I just made that word, or "neologism" rather hehe)reader! I suppose this is where I tell you a little about myself. My name is Neo... not to be confused with that dude in the movies in the black trenchcoat and the cool shades. Nah... I'm a gigglymonster. If you've ever had a case of the giggles or uncontrollable laughter, there's a pretty good chance I caused it with the use of my gigglestick... a plain wooden staff made from the branch of a magical tree that grows only in my homeland. Anyway, being a gigglymonster, my favorite pastime is to roam around looking for people I can poke with the gigglestick. It's fun for me and humans are just so darn cute when they giggle hehe! You've likely never seen me. No... I'm not invisible. See, most people never see me because I sneak up all ninja like, poke 'em in the side (try poking yourself in the side... yeah right there on the tickly spot hehe)with the gigglestick and sneak away. Most are too caught up in a gigglefit to notice me then, so sneaking away is actually a bit easier than sneaking up on someone using my superninja sneaky giggle attack. In case you're wondering though... I'm about eight and a half feet tall, and covered in long blue, green, and pinkish hair, which is often (depending on the weather)kinda poofy...hehe I said "poofy"...like a multicolored Sasquatch thrown in a giant clothes dryer... I've seen that happen. It ain't pretty for Sasquatch OR the dryer. You just giggled at the thought of that, didn't you? Hehe. Well, the purpose of this blog is to share some of my adventures, which often don't go as well as planned, with you human readerpeople who may happen to stumble upon it. Perhaps,(although not always fun for me, they usually leave me giggling in the end)you'll get a few laughs. See ya soon... although you probably won't see me because I'm sneaky. Like a ninja.

Until then... giggle a little (ha! that rhymes!)
Neo