Greetingtroductions (hehe I just made that word, or "neologism" rather hehe)reader! I suppose this is where I tell you a little about myself. My name is Neo... not to be confused with that dude in the movies in the black trenchcoat and the cool shades. Nah... I'm a gigglymonster. If you've ever had a case of the giggles or uncontrollable laughter, there's a pretty good chance I caused it with the use of my gigglestick... a plain wooden staff made from the branch of a magical tree that grows only in my homeland. Anyway, being a gigglymonster, my favorite pastime is to roam around looking for people I can poke with the gigglestick. It's fun for me and humans are just so darn cute when they giggle hehe! You've likely never seen me. No... I'm not invisible. See, most people never see me because I sneak up all ninja like, poke 'em in the side (try poking yourself in the side... yeah right there on the tickly spot hehe)with the gigglestick and sneak away. Most are too caught up in a gigglefit to notice me then, so sneaking away is actually a bit easier than sneaking up on someone using my superninja sneaky giggle attack. In case you're wondering though... I'm about eight and a half feet tall, and covered in long blue, green, and pinkish hair, which is often (depending on the weather)kinda poofy...hehe I said "poofy"...like a multicolored Sasquatch thrown in a giant clothes dryer... I've seen that happen. It ain't pretty for Sasquatch OR the dryer. You just giggled at the thought of that, didn't you? Hehe. Well, the purpose of this blog is to share some of my adventures, which often don't go as well as planned, with you human readerpeople who may happen to stumble upon it. Perhaps,(although not always fun for me, they usually leave me giggling in the end)you'll get a few laughs. See ya soon... although you probably won't see me because I'm sneaky. Like a ninja.
Until then... giggle a little (ha! that rhymes!)
Neo
Friday, March 12, 2010
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You are the bestest mostest superfantabulistic ever!! I'm pretty sure you paid me a visit on Wednesday night right in the middle of YOUTH GROUP!! Didn't even see you and your mad ninja skills coming!! <3
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